Testing…. Testing….

In true Bloomy’s style, the Rhino and I decided this past weekend to start testing out some recipes. It’s important to note that we don’t even know at this point if we can get enough money to actually start Bloomy’s… but we were hungry and it seemed like a fun idea. Below is the account of our recipe testing weekend take one. Based on a true story.

Take One

Recipe Test

Description: Macaroni

Location: Bloomy’s test kitchen… (basically that’s just fancy for “our kitchen at home.”)

The Story: The Rhino first spent some time googling macaroni recipes. He has a knack for taking a recipe, pulling out the bad stuff, ignoring the dumb stuff, putting in some good stuff, and making it taste incredible. Side note: good thing he’s the brains behind this operation because, if it were just me, Bloomy’s would be a really cool looking diner with awesome music that offered one or more of the following: cheese and crackers, cereal, quesadillas. That is pretty much the extent of what I’m able to whip up in the kitchen. Good thing he doesn’t require a lady who can cook for him because he would surely be eating a lot of quesadillas.

Anyway, back to the story.

The Rhino found a few promising recipes and we decided to make two batches of what we hoped would end up being the Bloomy’s macaroni.

Macaroni Attempt #1
Star ingredients: extra sharp cheddar and gruyere cheese

Macaroni Attempt #2

Star ingredients extra sharp cheddar, asiago, and provolone cheese.

Both recipes also used swirly noodles, bread crumbs, and a secret spice I’m not allowed to reveal.

PS – I will take pictures from now on so you guys can see what this deliciousness actually looks like.

Result: Both recipes turned out good but the gruyere (so fun to say) was so super rich - I could eat like 6 bites before I felt a cheese brick growing in my belly. The second recipe was much better and didn’t make a cheese brick grow in my belly. The Rhino and I decided that attempt #2 warranted a pass to the next round of taste testing.

Recipe Test

Description: Roast Beef

The Story: Yesss, our first attempt at Bloomy’s Roast Beef! I mean the Rhino’s first attempt. I just watched and posted illegal pictures on Facebook that he made me take down. Side story on this one: We bought a normal roast from the grocery store that cost $18. Then I left it in the car….. for awhile. In my defense – the bag was totally camouflaged in the car and I didn’t see it when I was taking out the rest of the groceries. Total fail, after which I spilled melted ice cream everywhere. Yes, I also forgot the ice cream in the car. In any case, the Rhino used his super secret spidey spice sense to determine which spices to use on the roast. He threw it on the roasting pan and into the oven it went. Several hours and a graduation party later, we were finally able to eat it!

Result: Complete mouth melt down. The beef was so good and flavorful – I took it off the bun and ate it with my fingers! Hats off to the Rhino for home running it on attempt #1.  We both agreed the roast beef was slamazing (slammin’ + amazing = slamazing) and passed it to the next round.

Round Two

Now that we had a macaroni and a roast beef pass our finger licking test, we moved them to the official Taste Tester Team, also known as the Rhino’s work peeps. This team is made up of hungry young men who share a deep and abiding love for food. They also are semi-regulars at Wally’s so we need to win them over.

Taste Tester Feedback

Macaroni
Result: Epic Fail.

Feedback: Not creamy enough, soggy breadcrumbs, wrong kind of cheese and noodles, too white.  

Happy face or sad face: SAD FACE

So, I guess it’s back to the drawing board on this one. Don’t worry though! Next attempt will result in kid friendly, creamy, cheesy, elbow noodle goodness!

Roast Beef
Result: 1.5 thumbs up!

Feedback: Seasoned to perfection, nice meaty flavor, needs to be sliced thinner (thanks to anonymous coworker for providing a real live meat slicer for future attempts!)

Happy face or sad face: HAPPY FACE!!

So… after take one, the Rhino and I were left with near-perfect roast beef (yesssss!) and macaroni that just didn’t cut it (nooooooo!). Hey, one of two ain’t bad. Especially for a couple of kids who are just starting to learn the restaurant ropes.

Until next time….. Peace, Love, & Roast Beef.